If anyone asks where my life went: it is here.

[orange_crushed]

YES I AM I am writing that bullshit fic about the Cullens in high school. DAMMIT. It eats my brain when I ought to be staffing and doing payroll and hey what if Rosalie was a CHEERLEADER YAYOMG.

Here's your taste:



And I need input, also: I can't decide between calling it "Can't Hardly Cullen" or "The Breakfast Cullens" or maybe "Pretty in Cullen" or "Sixteen Cullens" or yeah you pretty much get the idea.

YOU GUYS I AM GETTING A TWO-WEEK VACATION. I HAVE NOT HAD ONE OF THOSE SINCE 2006.

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[the-spin.livejournal.com]

CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN

HONESTLY I CANT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW IN WORDS

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

BUT TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

PLEASE BE HONEST WITH ME I CAN TAKE IT

ILU BB

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY I THINK THE IDEA OF EDWARD CULLEN WEARING GOGGLES AND GETTING PEOPLE TO WRITE 'BELLA SWAN IS A TAMPON' ON HER LOCKER LIKE MAY HAVE BROKEN MY BRAIN IDK IDK

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

OHHHHH MAN.

(WHY DON'T I OWN THIS MOVIE??)

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

AH! WTF, that is most definitely not an icon I ever uploaded. That was supposed to be the Bluth boys. I AM FREAKED.

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

LJ HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ALIENS OMG THE END TIMES ARE NIGH

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

LOL WHAT? I have no idea what's going here--I've been a bit absent lately--but I'll vote for Can't Hardly Cullen anyway. It's got a nice ring to it.

Ooh, vacation! I hope you have a fantastic time!

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

I am going to have SUCH an awesome time. A lot of it is going to be spent in pajama pants, getting back to health. But the other part is apparently going to be spent on this. ;)

WOO.

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the perfect kind of vacation to me. As I have one starting Saturday, I will be modeling mine after yours. Except, you know, no Cullens. But it will heavily feature the ol' jim jams.

So I don't know who the one in the middle is with, like, the Piz hair, but is making me cry

[larissa-j.livejournal.com]

WUT? I take it this is something I should want like the homeless Ten II fic?

Speaking of which, when are you going to write the sequel with Morrisey!Doc and River living in a van by the river listening to Morrisey?

(ivydoor gets credit for the van)

omg typos... i have been up far too long

[megstuff.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha if you call it Sixteen Cullens I will totally break my ban on all things Twilight to read it.

(Hi there, Orange! How are you? Merry Christmas! Happy vacation!)

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

OHMYGODOHMYGOD.

THAT IS THE MOST DELICIOUSLY CRACKY THING I'VE SEEN SINCE YOUR RAINBOWS AND KITTENS FOR ROSE'S RETURN MACROS.

CAN'T HARDLY CULLEN IS WIN.

[mylittlepwny.livejournal.com]

I HAVE MISSED YOUR PRESENCE ON MY FLIST SO BAD OMG.

Can't Hardly Cullen is going to kick so much dazzling ass.

i am uh also crossing my fingers for something doctor/rose-ish coming from your direction sometime, too? which may be presumptuous, but oh, a girl can dare to hope

[larissa-j.livejournal.com]

Oh, is this Twilight stuff?

::smacks forehead:: I really, really need to read these books if only to understand what everyone is talking about.

[frenchroast.livejournal.com]

Just go see the movie--you'll get the jist of the story and a hilarious movie-going experience. People in the audience when I went to see it cracked the hell up throughout, as did I.

[super-pan.livejournal.com]

Dude, what about Breakfast Cullen?

[genericzombie.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, Can't Hardly Cullen MUST HAPPEN. xD

[the-grynne.livejournal.com]

Are you writing TWILIGHT spoof-fic without having read the books???

I THINK I LOVE YOU. (you know, more than i already do)

(Can't Hardly Cullen gets my vote.)

[verdant_fire]

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. I don't think Santa could bring me anything better than cracked-out Cullen!fic, as written by you. XDXDXD

[bluevolvic.livejournal.com]

Yes please for some crack Cullen!fic :D I'll go for 'Can't hardly Cullen'

Hehe!

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

writing that bullshit fic about the Cullens in high school

*is frightened*

[frenchroast.livejournal.com]

Those pictures are truly terrifying. *fights urge to yearbook Jasper and Dr. Cullen* I love spoof/parody fic--can't wait to read it!

[cutecoati.livejournal.com]

*ded*

*resuscitates self and votes for Can't Hardly Cullen because it is made of awesome*

*ded again*

[aimeekitty.livejournal.com]

CANT WAIT.

<3 <3