Things I never thought I'd read, part billionty-five.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S THE APOCALYPSE.
That mechanical whine you hear is my time machine warming up; I'm going to go give my fourteen-year-old, Smashing-Pumpkins-obsessed, braces-and-eyeliner-whiny-freak-kid-self the news. Just listen for the sound of someone's brain exploding in the semi-distant past.
(For the record, more power to anyone who finds love in an unexpected place, woo and yay but also WHUT?!!11eleventy)
That mechanical whine you hear is my time machine warming up; I'm going to go give my fourteen-year-old, Smashing-Pumpkins-obsessed, braces-and-eyeliner-whiny-freak-kid-self the news. Just listen for the sound of someone's brain exploding in the semi-distant past.
(For the record, more power to anyone who finds love in an unexpected place, woo and yay but also WHUT?!!11eleventy)