I may have to gnaw the oxen if the trail gets rough, so thank you. But I will try to avoid picking wild fruits that give me dysentary, or whatever. Lulz. How is your thesis going, by the by ? Hope it is not a zombie!thesis, eating your brain.

Sadly, "Jizz in My Pants" crossovers cannot all be as cool as that Edward Cullen one, which owns parts of me still.


(P.S. KAT-TUN is a boyband from Japan that sells bottled sex and crack. All of them make me lol, except for this one: he makes me have sweaty inappropriate thoughts on the train and at the grocery store.)