If anyone asks where my life went: it is here.

[orange_crushed]

YES I AM I am writing that bullshit fic about the Cullens in high school. DAMMIT. It eats my brain when I ought to be staffing and doing payroll and hey what if Rosalie was a CHEERLEADER YAYOMG.

Here's your taste:



And I need input, also: I can't decide between calling it "Can't Hardly Cullen" or "The Breakfast Cullens" or maybe "Pretty in Cullen" or "Sixteen Cullens" or yeah you pretty much get the idea.

YOU GUYS I AM GETTING A TWO-WEEK VACATION. I HAVE NOT HAD ONE OF THOSE SINCE 2006.

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[the-spin.livejournal.com]

CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN CANT HARDLY CULLEN

HONESTLY I CANT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW IN WORDS

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

LOL WHAT? I have no idea what's going here--I've been a bit absent lately--but I'll vote for Can't Hardly Cullen anyway. It's got a nice ring to it.

Ooh, vacation! I hope you have a fantastic time!

[larissa-j.livejournal.com]

WUT? I take it this is something I should want like the homeless Ten II fic?

Speaking of which, when are you going to write the sequel with Morrisey!Doc and River living in a van by the river listening to Morrisey?

(ivydoor gets credit for the van)

omg typos... i have been up far too long

[megstuff.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha if you call it Sixteen Cullens I will totally break my ban on all things Twilight to read it.

(Hi there, Orange! How are you? Merry Christmas! Happy vacation!)

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

OHMYGODOHMYGOD.

THAT IS THE MOST DELICIOUSLY CRACKY THING I'VE SEEN SINCE YOUR RAINBOWS AND KITTENS FOR ROSE'S RETURN MACROS.

CAN'T HARDLY CULLEN IS WIN.

[mylittlepwny.livejournal.com]

I HAVE MISSED YOUR PRESENCE ON MY FLIST SO BAD OMG.

Can't Hardly Cullen is going to kick so much dazzling ass.

i am uh also crossing my fingers for something doctor/rose-ish coming from your direction sometime, too? which may be presumptuous, but oh, a girl can dare to hope

[super-pan.livejournal.com]

Dude, what about Breakfast Cullen?

[genericzombie.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, Can't Hardly Cullen MUST HAPPEN. xD

[the-grynne.livejournal.com]

Are you writing TWILIGHT spoof-fic without having read the books???

I THINK I LOVE YOU. (you know, more than i already do)

(Can't Hardly Cullen gets my vote.)

[verdant_fire]

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. I don't think Santa could bring me anything better than cracked-out Cullen!fic, as written by you. XDXDXD

[bluevolvic.livejournal.com]

Yes please for some crack Cullen!fic :D I'll go for 'Can't hardly Cullen'

Hehe!

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

writing that bullshit fic about the Cullens in high school

*is frightened*

[frenchroast.livejournal.com]

Those pictures are truly terrifying. *fights urge to yearbook Jasper and Dr. Cullen* I love spoof/parody fic--can't wait to read it!

[cutecoati.livejournal.com]

*ded*

*resuscitates self and votes for Can't Hardly Cullen because it is made of awesome*

*ded again*

[aimeekitty.livejournal.com]

CANT WAIT.

<3 <3