This was just the bit of sour cotton candy fluff I needed this morning. I love how he started in on that joke about Carol calling him and then chokes on a carrot. Loads of giggling that earned bewildered looks from the other people in the room haha. It was also a nice touch how you had him smashing bottles in his mind at night so they weren't tainting his feelings in the daylight. Truly delightful writing darling!