I need to calm down about this. Or maybe get more excited.

[orange_crushed]

I think I may have read Growing Up Cullen just one too many times and now my brain won't shut up about this horrible, awesome idea. Under the cut it is mildly spoilery for Twilight, but not much, unless you just heard of Twilight like four days ago.



OMG YOU GUYS, WHAT IF: THE CULLENS JUST WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE HIGH SCHOOL IS THE EPICENTER OF ALL LULZ, AND THEY TOTALLY RAN THE HOMECOMING COMMITTEE AND DID LIKE AN ANTI-DRUG PRESENTATION EVERY YEAR AND TRUMPET SOLO'D IN THE JAZZ ENSEMBLE AND WERE SUPER PREPS FOR LULZ AND GREAT JUSTICE ?

OMG
OMG

Why is this not a fic ? Why is this not a 10,000 word fic with footnotes and fake photoshopped yearbooks pictures from various decades and NO NO NO I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE IT NO I WANT TO HAVE A LIFE.

Well, regardless: LOL.

Comments

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

OH. DEAR. GOD.

THAT IS THE PINNACLE OF CRACK. I DEMAND SOMEONE WRITE THIS. NOT ME BECAUSE I ALL I KNOW OF TWILIGHT I LEARNED FROM LULZ. BUT IT'S STILL SOMETHING I WOULD READ.

[salienne.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

PLEASE WRITE THIS I WILL GIVE YOU E-CANDY!!!

Although your brain might melt in the process.

[starry-eyed.livejournal.com]

fake photoshopped yearbooks pictures from various decades

UM, YOUR WELCOME.









I particularly like 1976.

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE SOUND I AM MAKING NOW IS LIKE AHHHOOOHOOOO HA HA HAHOOOHAUHAHHH HOO HAUHAUHAHUUUUUAAAAHHHH.

It went on for a while.

I LOVE YOU MAN OMG

[starry-eyed.livejournal.com]

LOL. WASN'T THAT THE GREATEST?

If that doesn't inspire you to do a mini fic, I don't know what would. Nothing could be better. UNLESS... OMG... UNLESS YOU HAD THE DOCTOR GO BACK IN TIME AND MEET 1976 EDWARD CULLEN AND THEY ALL HAD LIKE A CHEESE TASTING PARTY AND PLAYED AWESOME FAMILY PARTY GAMES WHILE PLANNING THE DANCE THEY'LL DO FOR THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW. BALLS ALIVE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

ETA: Am I the only person not getting notifications for LJ? Grrr...

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

BRB DYING

[aimeekitty.livejournal.com]

ZOMG!

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

write.
it.
now.

[verdant_fire]

*flails* BEST. THING. EVER. Whoever wrote this would win the Internets. Rosalie could be the head cheerleader and Edward could use Bella as the visual aid for his "Just Say No" presentation and Emmett could be the star QB and Alice could be the artsy theater girl and Jasper could start a junior Civil War reenactors' society and I have already thought too much about this. But only because it is glorious and awesome and because actually reading such a fic might make me pass out from sheer joyful lulz. XDXDXD

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT

WRITE IT


SERIOUSLY, IT WOULD BE KING OF LULZ. LIKE, THAT'S A TWILIGHT FIC I WOULD ACTUALLY READ OMG.

[kasha-g-sahhn.livejournal.com]

I love your stories and we seem to share a few interests: hello DW and Barack Obama. LJ friends?

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

I was reading this comment and then I looked at your icon again, with the Santa hats, and YES YOU NEED TO BE MY FRIEND NOW.

:)

[aimeekitty.livejournal.com]

you know with those graduation caps and the edward: "we do it for the LAWLS" is just proving your point.

and really, do you want to have a life???
(PLEASE? :D)