Glenn Beck and Christmas Sweaters: No, Really

[orange_crushed]

Well, apparently one brave soul has gone out and seen a simulcast of Glenn Beck's "The Christmas Sweater" performance. And let me tell you, thank goodness it was Dave Holmes: the man is equipped with weapons-grade humor and seems unafraid to use it.

Here's a few choice bits:

"So now Glenn Beck believes in God and his heart grows three sizes and he carves the roast beast. Jennifer Religious Holiday comes out and sings a song about how dreams can come true if you believe. (Even though this particular dream was about our hero’s mother dying in a car wreck.)

...AND THEN THE CAMERA PULLS BACK FROM A MOVIE SCREEN, and we realize that we’ve been watching Glenn Beck watch last year’s “Christmas Sweater” performance. “This is the first time I’ve seen it since I performed it,” he tells us... He then cries."

That makes two of us.

Comments

[solielle.livejournal.com]

Jennifer Religious Holiday

.....Is that a Jennifer Government reference? Also, I can't believe there was a last year's performance. I refuse to believe that Glenn Beck has been successful for more than one year.

I hear it's doing really bad! So my heart is growing three sizes this day, at least.

[nerves-patterns.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, this made me laugh so hard!