THE HOLY MOLY TARDIS.

Monsters. Ten/Rose, R-ish, wildly AU. Written for starry_eyed's prompt, you can blame her for this madness. ♥ Hee. This is basically just a chance to goof around in the Buffy universe for a bit, with Ten as a slayer and Rose his vampire companion. Anyway, everyone should keep checking and reading and writing at then_theres_us, long live the ficathon!


Maybe it's a vampire con, the long game. She backs him up in a few fights and tells him some fairytales and one day, when he's braiding flowers into her hair, she rips his throat out.

He prefers not to think about that possibility.

( Monsters. )

The Family Business. Further adventures of the Doctor, the Master, and Rose. And an extra-special guest. PG-ish. Totally AU, as always. The first section was originally written as a ficlet for dear adriana_is, but I got overexcited and it has become a longer... thing. Thank you, everyone who encouraged me and asked for more. ♥

For previous installments, see: Human Women, Tea Time, and Firey Death.


The Master has never been happier. Never. Not even on last year's birthday, when Rose baked him a cake and he put the Doctor's face in it.

( The Family Business. )

Lazarus. This is a very short post-Waters of Mars look at Ten. PG for themes. Also, this is for intrikate88, font of good ideas. MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT.


"And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions."
-T.S. Eliot


( Lazarus. )

It's gotten kind of weird over in that Eleven/Jack thread at thunderemerald's place. And by weird, I mean awesomely weird. It's made me want to write again. Because every challenge she hands me, I have done, and oh my God she made me do Ten/Jackie and I did it and I'm not sorry and now I have to share it or explode.

So here are a handful of drabbly short-fic thingies that I have done for her. They are all slightly naughty, though nothing more than a PG-13. No real spoilers for anything.


( ACCIDENTAL TEN/DONNA. )


( MASTER/JACK. )


( AWKWARD TEN/JACKIE. )


( TEN/LUCY SAXON. )


( NEW: TEN/MASTER. )


...and there may be more later. Probably. Almost definitely. What have I gotten myself into ?

The man in the moon. This is a short vignette, Ten II and Rose, in some relatively peaceful future. Deals with thoughts of regeneration, so please don't read if the Tennant stuff is hitting you hard. PG for one naughty thought (he's Ten, after all.)



She pokes him gently with her index finger and he comes back from that particular ledge. Oh, so many ledges in the world, and only one of her.

( The man in the moon. )

Clocks. PG-ish, vaguely Doctor/Rose. This is just a short, spacey, sad drabble about the possibilities of regeneration. Don't read if you're not feeling up to thoughts of Tennant leaving... ever. Heaven knows I'm not really up to it.


"We did it," the nice person tells him, feeling that this will somehow encourage everybody. "We did it, and the rockets are going up and they'll finally find us. You saved us. You can't die."

"You and what army ?" he asks, drunkenly.


( Clocks. )

Peace in our time. Yes, it is: it's post-Journey's End fic. I figured I should get this posted before everyone, even my own mom, gets theirs done as well. Hee. Anyway, it's PG-13 for occasional nudity; Doctor/Rose, and yes, it's canon-compliant (and if you know what that means, then you know what that means.)



She couldn't ever have imagined a universe where he would ask such a thing, and now she's living in it.

( Peace in our time. )

The mission. Fic for DW 4x11, "Turn Left." Spoilers, obviously. PG, and short.



She's beginning to understand how somebody could do this their whole life and still be rubbish at it.

( The mission. )

Comedians. Because life is a barrel of monkeys. Slightly cracky, mostly happy Ten/Rose, PG-13, very very AU. Written only to amuse myself. No spoilers for anything past Doomsday.


They visit a Wild West saloon at Jupiter Disney and drink too much, at which point they discover it is actually Colorado in 1879 and the Doctor has been cheating at cards. ("Not... much," he says.)

( Comedians. )