THE HOLY MOLY TARDIS.

And now he's wearing a pillow on his head and pretending to be a rhino

OK, that make me laugh really loud. HEEHEEE!

"It's an atmospheric disruptor !" he calls out, above the noise of thunder. "It's very disruptive !"

That's GREAT! I love that he's making things like that, YAY!

"I'll never understand," he pants, stark naked and sweaty beside her, one leg still draped over the arm of the sofa

Still draped over the arm of the sofa?? HAHA! OK, that just makes my imagination run wild. :)

She circles her index finger on his palm, along the lifelines and the scratches from yesterday's fall in a thornbush. His skin's warm.

I love your little mentions of things which I then imagine and are incredibly funny. Fabulous writing!!!