Pere Noel and his sack of flammable gifts hath been here !
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 09:45 amA most interesting holiday.
Items consumed from last Tuesday through last Friday: eight slices dry toast, one potato, two bananas, five gallons of water, one gallon of gatorade, eighteen peppermints.
Items consumed afterwards: priceless.
Sick as a fucking dog all last week; Mr. Crushed at one point found me blacked out on the bathroom floor from dehydration, and thoughtfully put a towel under my head. Recovery happened like a Christmas special: I was well enough to eat my mother's au gratin potato soup on Saturday, and then I cooked a massive ham dinner for eight people on Sunday. Very merry- recieved a deep fryer, mittens, design markers, and the loveliest silver necklace (first jewelry gift ever from the fiance, like whoa.) Monday I slept a lot, and almost had the energy to turn on the television set. But not.
Today I found out I'm getting a promotion.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !
Items consumed from last Tuesday through last Friday: eight slices dry toast, one potato, two bananas, five gallons of water, one gallon of gatorade, eighteen peppermints.
Items consumed afterwards: priceless.
Sick as a fucking dog all last week; Mr. Crushed at one point found me blacked out on the bathroom floor from dehydration, and thoughtfully put a towel under my head. Recovery happened like a Christmas special: I was well enough to eat my mother's au gratin potato soup on Saturday, and then I cooked a massive ham dinner for eight people on Sunday. Very merry- recieved a deep fryer, mittens, design markers, and the loveliest silver necklace (first jewelry gift ever from the fiance, like whoa.) Monday I slept a lot, and almost had the energy to turn on the television set. But not.
Today I found out I'm getting a promotion.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !