Fic: Gratitude (BtVS, Spike/Buffy, PG)

Gratitude. BtVS fic, Spike/Buffy, Pg for language. Kind of a companion piece to The Mirror, set earlier. How do you get somebody back ?



He's drunk, but he's preturnaturally fast, and she's not making herself particularly hard to catch.



( Gratitude )

Are you a celebrity ? Like, totally ROFLBBQPANTS

Computer at work is having fits, like a colicky baby troll. I'm not a 'system administrator' so I am not allowed to do anything about it, really, save for close the annoying popups. Wow, a celebrity quiz ! Find out whether or not you are a celebrity. Ignoring that fact that I'd have to be brutally self-ignorant not to know that already, what are the questions, I wonder ?

#1: Look at your pants. If your pants cost $7.99, you are not a celebrity.

If the internet was a person, I'd fire him for never shutting the fuck up. John J. Internet, I'd say, stop asking me if I want a bigger penis or more ringtones. I don't have a penis at all, and my phone's too old to have anything but the sound of a creaking gramaphone arm as the ringtone.

John J. Internet, you're fired.

WALK THE PLANK.


Okay, bored now, etc. ( Five things I would have told my sixteen-year-old self. )