WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS.

My darling husband rented a movie for us, apparently. Something funny, something light, to go with the lovely salads we decided on. How nice ! To paraphrase Patton Oswalt, "Isn't it great when you go shopping with your girlfriend, and then you have lunch and it's tasty and then you kiss ?"

I settled onto the couch and prepared for entertainment. BUT: HE RENTED LEONARD PART 6.

I HAVE NO WORDS.

What I do have is ( revenge. )