Ficlet: Home is where the doors are. (CRACKY. Rose/Doctor, Hamlet jokes.)
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 06:52 pmHome is where the doors are. CRACK ALERT. This is a silly, slightly naughty post-Journey's End ficlet that is actually based on a Hamlet pic. You'll see why/how under the cut. This is very much for
principia_coh and
larissa_j. Because they are crazy in an awesome way and share my feelings on David Tennant: he makes being wrapped in newspapers and smelling like Wild Turkey seem sexy.
Spoilers for the season four finale, obviously.
"That's it." Rose stalks towards him and rips the ridiculously sweaty knit hat off of his head while he protests. "I'm going to take you home and get the gardener to turn the hose on you. Eight days of pet shampoo. A de-lousing." She sniffs the air. "Have you been sleeping by the docks ?"
( Home is where the doors are. )
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Spoilers for the season four finale, obviously.
"That's it." Rose stalks towards him and rips the ridiculously sweaty knit hat off of his head while he protests. "I'm going to take you home and get the gardener to turn the hose on you. Eight days of pet shampoo. A de-lousing." She sniffs the air. "Have you been sleeping by the docks ?"
( Home is where the doors are. )