THE HOLY MOLY TARDIS.

If I give you wine in a box and a table saw, will you marry me?

I love this so much! There are tears rolling down my face and my sides hurt from laughing. I'll be the neighbors can hear me two houses over.

"Ask ?" He stares at her. "What, like, at a meeting ?"

And I can totally see the Doctor sneering at this and it's what starting me crying with laughter because it's so true!

He pauses for a second to scratch the back of his neck, where a mild sunburn is starting to color over his bug bites.

And he's still sexy! STILL! So so wrong. I mean, I want to read the sex-delousing scene.

I am a sick, sick girl.