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[orange_crushed]

So. It's less "god" per se, and more religious fourteen-year-old-girl...

Me: Yo, what's up ?
God: The stars.
Me: Ha, seriously awesome answer there, big dude.
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me: Yeah, well, that's what life is all about, right ?
God: I don't judge people. Oh, all about right, THAT is it.
Me: So do you like coleslaw ?
God: It goes without saying.
Me: Cool.
God: But I like to gossip. I like Christian Rock.
Me: Me too. A nice bitchin' guitar solo makes me look heavenward.
God: I'm glad we agree. What is it?
Me: It is what it is, man.
God: Should I know it is?
Me: No, no, don't worry about it.
God: I didn't think so.
Me: Good man. Hey, did you catch last night's LOST ?


Too much time on my hands, or else not enough. Fic to be up later, hugs to you all.

Comments

[cenori.livejournal.com]

So... you could ask "God" any question in the world, and you ask Him if He likes coleslaw?

Somehow I'm not surprised. ;)

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

COLESLAW IS DELICIOUS, BLASPHEMER !!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!


Heeeee.

[cenori.livejournal.com]

COLESLAW IS SATAN TRYING TO TEMPT YOU, REPENT, REPENT!!! *makes woogly hand gestures*

:D