If anyone asks where my life went: it is here.

YES I AM I am writing that bullshit fic about the Cullens in high school. DAMMIT. It eats my brain when I ought to be staffing and doing payroll and hey what if Rosalie was a CHEERLEADER YAYOMG.

Here's your taste:



And I need input, also: I can't decide between calling it "Can't Hardly Cullen" or "The Breakfast Cullens" or maybe "Pretty in Cullen" or "Sixteen Cullens" or yeah you pretty much get the idea.

YOU GUYS I AM GETTING A TWO-WEEK VACATION. I HAVE NOT HAD ONE OF THOSE SINCE 2006.