FYI Edward. Just sayin'.
Monday, November 24th, 2008 07:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
orange_crushedOne leftover Twilight thought. Veeeery silly.
Edward, darling, I know you are new at this but heroin ? Really ? This is not the most flattering analogy for your girlfriend. Start small: compare her to a flower or a nice feeling or sunshine or something. Seriously.
Because honey, let's review. Bella looks like this:
And heroin looks like this:
Okay ?
Edward, darling, I know you are new at this but heroin ? Really ? This is not the most flattering analogy for your girlfriend. Start small: compare her to a flower or a nice feeling or sunshine or something. Seriously.
Because honey, let's review. Bella looks like this:
And heroin looks like this:
Okay ?
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Date: Monday, November 24th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)Okay, that's it. I am officially more excited for this movie than I was for the 3rd Pirates movie. (Okay, not really, but still. I looks hysterical.)
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Date: Monday, November 24th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)Though since I'd just woken up when I wrote this, I probably did too.
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Date: Monday, November 24th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)It was very funny. Unintentionally so (with brief moments of intentionally.) I hope you enjoy it if you go ;)