End of semester madness begins to chafe my brain.

[orange_crushed]

Thank God for that amazing bacon-onion-gooey-goodness-cheeseburger I ate yesterday. It fueled paper writing madness late into last night; so now, two papers done, one to go. Unfortunately, this is the project outside my field, which means that I am swimming neck-deep in books and theory without so much as water wings to keep me afloat. That metaphor got away from me, but: my depth, I can haz "being out of it."


Unrelated: I think I would pay someone actual money to make a KAT-TUN vid to The Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants." Like, their srs dancing and sex hips and omg, am dying again. I thought of this idea about twenty minutes ago and the hiccups have only started to subside. God, do I love them, in an unsettlingly unironic way.

Think about it:



YOU KNOW IT WORKS.

Comments

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

I send strength and focus and fresh oxen so you can ford the crap out of that motherfucking river, dude! Also, cheeseburger yum.

(I do not know who those people are, but I support 'Jizz in My Pants' crossovers of all kinds.)

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

I may have to gnaw the oxen if the trail gets rough, so thank you. But I will try to avoid picking wild fruits that give me dysentary, or whatever. Lulz. How is your thesis going, by the by ? Hope it is not a zombie!thesis, eating your brain.

Sadly, "Jizz in My Pants" crossovers cannot all be as cool as that Edward Cullen one, which owns parts of me still.


(P.S. KAT-TUN is a boyband from Japan that sells bottled sex and crack. All of them make me lol, except for this one: he makes me have sweaty inappropriate thoughts on the train and at the grocery store.)

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

Thesis is shockingly okay; I chopped its head off before it managed to take too big a chunk out of my brain matter (is that what you do to zombies? IDK). But my committee had read and liked it so I'm just revising per their suggestions. Suck it, academia, I shall conquer you!

And wow, he has some major sex-eyes happening. Sign me up for this particular brand of crack.

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

YAY. You are a conquering sort, I can just tell. Go revision, go revision, go-go revision (this is to a pop beat, of course. I have my hands in the air in the manner of one who don't care.)

SEX EYES OMG INORITE. Now I feel entitled to do things like this.

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

oh he is so skinny and delicious.

[aidara.livejournal.com]

HAHA, we're both Kame fans! To tell the truth, I don't pay much attention to KAT-TUN anymore, but I still manage to have two Kame icons...

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

He is smexy.

And dorky beyond belief. I think it's that second thing that I can't resist. Have you seen this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s24VHMgN-v0 ? Because it does what it says on the tin, it's a montage of Kame laughing and ONLY Kame laughing. It's better than drugs. His redonkulous stomp-clap is a national treasure.

[aidara.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is so dorky, it's awesome. Pretty much everything he does just makes me go, "Oh, Kame" with this tone of mixed affection and pity. XD

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

Dork love.

I only recently started watching One Pound Gospel and though I don't give two craps and a tinwhistle about boxing, my brain short-circuits whenever he jumps onto the heavy bag and wraps his legs around it (which happens a lot.) So you could say this show is making me stupid. :D Oh oh OH and when they find him in the kitchen in the middle of the night, stuffing his face and crying. "I GOT DUMPED." BRB, loling forever.

[aidara.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, I love him in that role. I only watched about three episodes before the show itself bored me to tears, but I've seen snippets of Kame's funniest parts. To this day, my sister and I occasionally sing the "Choco choco choco, choco choco CHOCO?" chant. XD

[the-larch.livejournal.com]

I wish you hadn't said that first part. It's made me want a cheeseburger something fierce.

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

Oh and it was SO GOOD, TOO. I'm sorry ! I'm sorry, it's like I'm trying to torture you now. But the place I go for burgers is this little family pizza place and they cook the burgers on the same griddle with the peppers and onions... so everything tastes like meaty-smokey-onion heaven.

I wish I could send you a burger and solve your wants ! Go get one when you can. :)

[the-larch.livejournal.com]

Oh, now that's just cruel.

[aidara.livejournal.com]

Haha, "Jizz in My Pants" would be the perfect song for KAT-TUN. They keep trying to market them as sexy and cool when they're really just gigantic dorks. XD

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

Yes, this.

Their marketing is lolarious. Sexy ? Sure. Cool ? Really ? Because they really should take a second look at this: http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/7083/kattun30210hs3jq.jpg, and thanks guys, now I have to go laugh my ass off FOREVER.

<3

[jeonggam.livejournal.com]

DUDE. SANTA SUITS ARE BEYOND COOL. THEY'RE CRAAAAAAZY COOL.

YOU CAN TELL FROM THAT PHOTO.

(BTW, why are there so many Santas and only one reindeer? This perplexes me...)

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

[jeonggam.livejournal.com]

OMG. YOU TEASE.

Also, is "Jizz in My Pants" actually as disgusting as it sounds, or worse?

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee.

And no, "Jizz in My Pants" is not really disgusting. It's actually weirdly layered- it's making fun of oversexed pop music lyrics, for one thing. But it also has a jab for anxiously macho guys that blame women for their own bad behavior/sexual inadequacy. All in a fairly catchy song, with facial expressions from Samberg that are still making my life.

If you want to give it a shot, it's here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-digital-short-j-in-my-pants